![]() ![]() Almost all of the female characters are untrustworthy or vile except for Ms. Caine’s character to comment, “Look at you, you ugly bitch of a morning.” Ick. But where are the witches? In displeasing representations: Runway models reveal their disfigured faces in mirrors the queen’s return darkens Manhattan’s sky with swarms of bugs, prompting Mr. ![]() Diesel rides like a bronco, and a burly (Olafur Darri Olafsson) who kills Kaulder’s blind friend (the Jim Jarmusch alumnus Isaach de Bankolé). There’s an insectlike monster with a glowing maw, which Mr. One witch (Rose Leslie of “Game of Thrones,” deserving better material) signs on to help Kaulder, unaccountably happy to betray her queen. Now she’s reawakening.įor millenniums, Kaulder has been attended by faithful priests called the Dolans Michael Caine and Elijah Wood, both cashing paychecks here, are the 36th and 37th. Diesel plays Kaulder, who for 800 years has hunted followers of the dreaded Witch Queen, who cursed him with immortality around the time he impaled her with a fiery sword back in the medieval day. A smorgasbord of empty calories, the Vin Diesel vehicle “ The Last Witch Hunter,” for all its overstuffed visuals, leaves you hungry.
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